oMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY
TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT
IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS
OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSAL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Holy shit… Best cairn I’ve ever seen… On the edges!
These things are indestructible
What does Batman do when he doesn’t have to save human lives?
The “freelance animator and all-around giant animation nerd” Sarah J shows it to us!
We’ve got some urgent breaking news that is both compelling and rich: There’s a Ron Burgundy Scotch coming your way. “Great Odin’s Raven Special Reserve” is set to hit mahogany store shelves near you very soon. The 40% ABV Scotch is a blend of Scotch whiskies from Speyside, Highlands, and Islay and features a hearty fruit flavor. Price and availability are yet to be announced, but we’ve heard it shouldn’t be long until you can get your hands on a bottle. So pour yourself a few fingers and break out the jazz flute for a fine evening.
Hey everyone! Come see how drunk I look
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE